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I hate stupid users.

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIING*
Me: “Hello”
SU: “Why is the application going so incredibly slow?”
Me: “Because I coded it so that if it finds your user ID it will run slower.”
SU: “I’m reporting you to HR!”
Me: “OK, but you’ll be wasting your time.”
SU: “And why is that?!”
Me: “Because I told everyone in HR that you are a stupid b*tch.”
*click*